70 Coffee Quotes (Famous Sayings, Funny Lines & Morning Inspiration)

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

David Letterman

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

Ronald Reagan

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.

Fran Drescher

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!

Howard Schultz

Life’s too short for bad coffee.

Gord Downie

But first, coffee.

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Rise and grind.

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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

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Life begins after coffee.

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Coffee first, questions later.

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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

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Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

Bob Irwin

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Alphonse Allais

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

Dave Barry

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

Flash Rosenberg

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Bill Gates

That’s something that annoys the hell out of me — I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.

J.D. Salinger

Coffee first. Adulting second.

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Coffee: because adulting is hard.

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Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.

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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.

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Coffee. Because it’s too early for wine.

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Espresso yourself.

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I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.

Sandra Bullock

Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.

Rohan Marley

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

Burt Lancaster

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

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Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.

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Coffee is my love language.

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A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.

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Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.

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Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

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Keep calm and drink coffee.

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The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.

Old Arabic Saying

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

Thomas Jefferson

Were it not for coffee one could not write, which is to say one could not live.

Honoré de Balzac

Where do you get inspiration for your books? I tell myself I can’t have another cup of coffee till I thought of an idea.

Douglas Adams

Coffee gives you time to think. It’s a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening.

Gertrude Stein

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don’t want to hear about your troubles.

Charles Bukowski

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Earl Wilson

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Sir James Mackintosh

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

Jerry Seinfeld

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Terry Pratchett

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

Albert Camus

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

Christopher Fry

How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?

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Coffee is a balm for the heart and spirit.

Giuseppe Verdi

Black as night, sweet as sin.

Neil Gaiman

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Edward Abbey

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.

Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.

Alexander Pope

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Drew Sirtors

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.

Stephanie Piro

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

Rian Aditia

Caffeine and sugar — the two basic food groups.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Coffee teaches us life lessons, like the importance of taking one sip at a time and pausing every now and then to reflect on life.

Mitali Meelan

Coffee is a magic potion that gives you the power to do the impossible.

Jerry Seinfeld

I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

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